What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."