How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese