How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...