How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese