How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese