How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese