How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese