What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum