What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum