Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Anorexic Person Jokes More Anorexic Person Jokes

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.