Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Sonic Jokes More Sonic Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Anorexic Girl Jokes More Anorexic Girl Jokes

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."