Anorexic Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.