What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g