What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."