What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D