What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

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He heard the food was a mess.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.