What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.