How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.