How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself