Poope Jokes

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)