What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.