Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...