Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.