What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.