What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"