Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk