Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !