What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.