What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.