What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.