What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.