What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.