What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.