What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.