What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.