What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.