What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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A pilot, of course.

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss