What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.