What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.