What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.