What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.