A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Crick"
Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
Men at Work
Cheque, mate!
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
Because he was in bread!
Because he had my grains
Riceist.