What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)