Because they can get their whole grains.
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Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
Because he was in bread!
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because he had my grains
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Church.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Tennish!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
I am going to make the bedrock.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
The Continental OP.
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
He dates his other sister.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Ethiopian.
He was having his mid life crisis!
