Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer