Because they can get their whole grains.
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Coffee Mug
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
Because he was in bread!
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because he had my grains
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Because they never use them
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Hijabba the Hut
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
The Continental OP.
Ham-burgers!
more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!
Because it's a cox blocker
Well, you want them to work, don't you?
