What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.