How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Walruse Jokes More Walruse Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.