What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!