What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.