Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Legolas

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Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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May the force be with you"

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.