Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire