Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.