Force of Hobbit.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Ring him while he's ironing...
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
A hobbyte.
A *smaugasbord*.
