Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!