Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins