Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer