How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!