What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.