What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.