What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.