What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.