What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!