What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.