What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!