How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef