How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.