What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr