What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee