The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
He used an eyepatch
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
People got lit and turnt.
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
