Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy