Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.