Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.