Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.