How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality