64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!