64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

8 Second Jokes More 8 Second Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks