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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128