What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.