How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre