How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!