How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins