How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.