What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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A worm in a fur coat !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Take a snorkel.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!