What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.