What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!