What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.