What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.