What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin