Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.