Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.