Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.