What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei