What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!