What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!