What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.