When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.