When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.