When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Hi, hi, hi.
A hobblin' goblin
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
When its down your pants then its a goblin!
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.