When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Pixie Jokes More Pixie Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.