When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.