When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.