When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.