You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.
Jose and Hose B.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.