You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
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Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
Fire truck.
Jose and Hose B
Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!
Cause it had a hard drive.
A: Your ghostliness.
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
Juan on Juan.
Illegal aliens. LOL
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
Hose A and Hose B
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.