Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

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What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.