What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Fire Truck Jokes More Fire Truck Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.