What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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He had to start from scratch.

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Player: "1:1"

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Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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To the Allahu Akbar

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Boom.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar