What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar