What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.