What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.