How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

22 Jokes More 22 Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.