How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.