How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.