How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom