How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.