How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.