Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.