Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.