What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.