How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.