How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely