How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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By the ears

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.