How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely