How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.