How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.