Salesman Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different