What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.