What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.