What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different