What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.