What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome