What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome