What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes