What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome