Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.