Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.