Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.